10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Never educate a stupid poker player.