10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)