10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz