10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "No river, no fish."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim