10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.