10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• if u play for the thrill u are ill