10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!