10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery