10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson