10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion