10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!