10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?