10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels