10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "No river, no fish."