10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Welcome to kicker school
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.