10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)