10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)