10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm