10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• im going to 2 out you to death
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!