10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz