10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow