10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.