10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."