10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."