10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson