10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Welcome to kicker school
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fish don't eat Nutz!