10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris