10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.