10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright