10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill