10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Why not, when some because there are three.