10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.