10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Fold and live to fold again