10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- It's Free To Fold...
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."