10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.