10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!