10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Fold and live to fold again
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger