10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for loners.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters