10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..