10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.