10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.