10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.