10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph