10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)