10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown