10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway