10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- in the poker game of life women are the rake