10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.