10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio