10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)